Joke Time!

[Alan]

Share jokes and fun stuff in this thread!

Life's getting tough sometimes so a little joke won't hurt. Could be non-Leathercraft related. No political jokes please.

 

[saja boi]

I have one -

"I’m just trying to make ends meet in this leatherworking business!"

 

[red cayenne]

I was going to make a pun about leather, but I didn’t want to stretch it!

 

[mr awes0me]

An Frenchman, German, and Irishman are drinking beer at a bar. A fly lands in each of their beers. The Frenchman flags the bartender down and asks for another beer. The German scoops the fly out and continues drinking his beer. The Irishman takes the fly out, holds it over his glass and screams “Spit it out ya dirty bastard!”

 

[Matthew Williams]

so, this dyslexic man walks into a bra

(i'm allowed to make jokes about this disability because i've had it my whole lfe ... in Dog we trust)

 

[midNight]

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

 

[ladybug0]

A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don’t follow you.

 

[h0tbbQ]

Husband: 'Are you buying more leather?' Me: 'No, this is just..... cow rescue.

 

[Matthew Williams]

my buddy guido told this to me many years ago ... what do you call an Italian fellow married to two women at the same time?

a big a mist ... he was lost in the fog, poor guy ...

a duck walk into a bar and asks for grapes ... the bartender is furious "we don't have grapes, you stupid duck - this is a bar. Get out!" ... the duck comes back the next day and asks for grapes... the bartender is so mad he yells, "if you ask me that one more time, i'm gonna nail your feet to the bar!" ... the duck walks in the next day and asks, "do you have any nails?" the bartender says, "no, idiot, this is a bar. We have beer, we have whiskey, we have cheap wine and stale pretzels, but no nails. OK?" the duck says, "Great, I' like some grapes."